We've noticed the rival rag is supplementing its nonsense with links to other pages on the internet.
Well anything they can do, we can do better.
Here are Choughworld's top 5 web links
The World's Biggest Pie
How to Cook Chips like a Michelin Starred Chef
Dog Muck Campaign
The Chuckle Brothers Official Website
National Chip Week (Every week is Chip Week at Choughworld)
I've heard whispers of a militant wing of the Keep Britain Tidy group.
ReplyDeleteThey plan to conduct covert surveillance of the areas around Manchester where plastic insults are most frequently left dangling. Using encrypted 4-phase digital radios they will alert radical elements in nearby unmarked vans who will launch direct action against the perps, rubbing their face in it and branding their foreheads. So anyone in future with a visible capital S scar - you'll know they are a shit head.
Harsh but fair.
DeleteI see Stockport won an award, ahead of Manchester. Will the MEN congratulate Stockport by saying it is a better place to get chips than Manchester? Didn't think so
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fishandchipawards.com/news/
'Chip' on your shoulder?
DeleteTired of being constantly battered
Deleteoff subject here, but where is wolf in the above poll?
ReplyDeleteI was going to add 'Other' but it wouldn't let me / I couldn't be bothered to find out how.
Deleteoh well, at least you can do polls, I cannot be bothered to find these things out, I just like posting rubbish
DeleteI've just heard Choughworld described as 'reads like it was written by an 8 year old'
DeleteYippeee, famous at last
DeleteAnd... Reader #9
DeleteConsidering I am only 9 months old , I take this as a compliment. I best get my oxbridge application filled out, unlike my nappy which I have just filled up
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