Monday 25 February 2013

As a Nation, Are We Getting More Forgetful

In another attempt to shock middle class England and get the sabre-rattling mobs riled, the Daily Mail has got hold of some figures to show that, as a nation, we are forgetful.





Today the Daily Moan is reporting how many convicted Paedophiles the police have 'lost track of' across the different regions of England, with Scotland apparently not being relevant as no figures are recorded.

Whilst we are sure our brethren at the MEN will catch up eventually, the news will probably be reported with the headline  'Manchester has lost more paedophiles than anywhere else in England' and only when reading the report will it state 'outside of London.'

To read the full story, we recommend you take a couple of blood pressure tablets before clicking on the link below:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2284129/Revealed-The-map-Britain-shows-convicted-paedophiles-run-area-police-lost-track-them.html
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  1. Unknown25 February 2013 at 17:07

    I bought my Granny Chough a Kindle 2 years ago so she could read books.

    She's currently using it to read the Daily Moan online. Luckily she forgot where she left it so she can't read it anymore.

    It's like having mental juice injected directly into your brain.

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    1. scratching my head25 February 2013 at 19:06

      Does it have an automatic sedative dispenser?

      Perhaps the kindle could provide mood music, so when it goes onto the Daily Mansheet, it would play soothing music, perhaps a lullaby...Dragons den here I come

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