Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Jumping On the Bandwagon

Like other newspapers, both national and rapidly failing regionals, we at Choughworld never miss the chance to jump on a bandwagon. To that end we have included pictures of nasty evil foxes in the hope of stirring up resentment and burning torch weilding mobs.

In the following photo we have included some snow because it's forecast to return. So this is what Mr Foxey will look like if it does snow in Greater Manchester. We could also, if we wished, spin the the disruption possible by a combination of the forecasted bad weather, metrolink disruptions and foxes.




In the following picture Mr Foxey spots a certain gob shite and is looking for his next meal ticket, Mr Gob Shite that is.





...and this is what one may look like if it entered your garden looking for home-cooked chicken pies




and here is a slightly different Mrs Foxey for all you Daily Moan readers to gawp over





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11 comments:

  1. Unknown12 February 2013 at 15:51

    This has to be the first controversial story Choughworld has published.

    I'm firmly on the side of Mr Fox.

    Cue editorial bust-up? Or just another reader survey?

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  2. scratching my head12 February 2013 at 18:04

    First controversial story - damn I aiming at being being sarcastic about the front page of the MEN and them jumping on the fox related stories. Hey ho - failed again.

    Editorial bust-up -well we can if you want, but I am not sure what it will acheieve. Oh well, here goes

    For arguement sake, I will take Mrs Foxey's standpoint and ask where the hell you have been all day while I have been licking our cubs fur coatts clean; getting their packed lunches ready; taking them to Foxhill High School; brushing the dust out of our house and catching the chickens in for tea? I bet you have been in the pub (Fox and Hounds) playing hide and seek with your doggy mates, typical male fox, I knew I should have listened to my mother.

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    1. Unknown12 February 2013 at 18:27

      Actually we missed a trick. We should have run a front page scaremongering about feral kids.

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  3. Is it Me, Or Wot?12 February 2013 at 19:31

    Send Mrs Foxey to my house with a bucket of Viagra and some Rohypnol...

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  4. Anonymous12 February 2013 at 20:52

    The question should be asked, are foxes getting bolder because of our Councils decision to have residents use wheelie bins as opposed to the traditional bin liners. As we are now forced to use wheelie bins, foxes can no longer scanvange their food by ripping bin liners apart and therefore out of hunger, have started going into houses to scavange instead.

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    1. Unknown12 February 2013 at 20:54

      There was an expert on the radio yesterday who pointed out that urban foxes don't generally eat our refuse but live on small mammals and worms etc.

      So as long as people don't encourage them into their houses we can co-exist peacefully. Unlike cats which smother babies and give them worms.

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    2. Anonymous12 February 2013 at 22:27

      Whilst he may be an expert in fox behaviour, I am an expert in cleaning the ripped up bin bags and chasing away foxes. Do you think the foxes li8stened to the radio programme so they know how to behave.

      I think the foxes may be coming into houses to get the cats as they seem to come through cat-flaps. I have to admit, I do not have a cat flap but my pussies have been bothered by foxes in the garden.

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    3. Embembooshkin13 February 2013 at 00:13

      Get a nude picture of a hot boy for us ladies to gawp at.Sexist pigs.

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    4. Unknown13 February 2013 at 09:22

      The expert also mentioned that it's cats that rip up bin bages, not foxes.

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    5. CC, Original and Best14 February 2013 at 20:38

      I think Is It Me doesn't mind if its foxes or pussies he's menacing.

      I will do my but by trying to shoot Liam Fox

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  5. Infirmus Cygnus15 February 2013 at 11:54

    The idea of trapping & shooting or baiting foxes to reduce their numbers in the urban environment is ludicrous, but we should a jolly good go anyway.

    We should also make it an automatic 5-year custodial offence for those found to be feeding these vicious creatures. The prisons would soon be overflowing with Pensioners, but we could use this as an opportunity to house the hordes of Bulgarians due to arrive in the next few years. Bingo!

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