The advert states that the car only uses it's 8 cylinders when power and performance are needed, using only 4 for more normal driving conditions.
However they have a large picture of a cat's face, made up of two halves. The left half is a cheetahs face, the right a common tabby.
With reports on Choughworld recently of the increasing problems of cat piss being sprayed around gardens, have Audi misjudged the nations love affair with cats?
It is obvious that the public's perception of cats has changed from cuddly, fluffy pets to one of distaste at their toiletry habits.
Has Audi made a marketting blunder and does the nation really need a car that ejects cat piss all over the roads as well?
I wonder if the interior is fur lined?
ReplyDeleteThat does sound nice anon but Petra may take issue with it. At least they have caught on to the fact that cats are two faced but have failed on the cat piss issue.
DeleteI'm told that modern diesels have a cat under the floorpan connected to the exhaust system, and it costs £700 to replace it.
ReplyDeleteSod that. If it dies, it dies.
I have just worked out what you mean, Infirmus; they use a pedigree cat and that is why it it is so expensive to replace...? still, cat piss can travel and moggies have been known to carry a full bladder many miles in order to spread their evil pissifications for all to enjoy.
DeleteYou could always take out pet insurance
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