Sunday 10 February 2013

By Popular Demand: Man Dumps 10kg of Dog Mess in Job Centre

An unemployed man from Stoke was convicted on Thursday of dumping 10kg of dog mess in order to resolve a dispute he had with the Job Centre officials over his claim last December.

While not strictly speaking news, or local, this story might appeal to regular readers.

Sorry, it's a link to the Daily Moan

Unanswered questions remain, particularly where did he find 10kg of dogs mess.


It's worth knowing where Choke on Stench is, so you can avoid if


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5 comments:

  1. Infirmus Cygnus10 February 2013 at 13:54

    More worryingly, who weighed it?

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  2. suwong10 February 2013 at 13:58

    That's a good point. Can we be sure it's all dog poo? Has it been cut with other waste product to boost its volume? Questions to mull over in the wee hours of the morning.

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    1. Unknown10 February 2013 at 14:01

      Well horse poo is easier to come by in large volumes, but less noxious. I don't suppose anyone carried out a DNA test on the waste products.

      I'm even starting to doubt the truth of this story as it's only reported in the Sun and the Daily Moan. It has however raised the bar for my next made up story on the subject.

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    2. scratching my head10 February 2013 at 18:11

      Horse poo is easier to come by, but as it is normally well rotted, it would be the wrong consistancy and so would look 'all wrong.' Perhaps the man used to work for the council's parks department and has been made redundant recently?

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  3. suwong12 February 2013 at 11:30

    He doesn't look old enough to have worked long enough to build up this level of poo-based hate. I think he's just a tosser.

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