Dolphin sighted in Ship Canal

Astonished office workers in Salford Quays couldn't believe their eyes this afternoon when their sunny waterside lunch break was enlivened by the sight of a dolphin leaping free of the water. Onlookers gazed open mouthed as they saw a silver grey creature race through the water, and occasionally leap out and crash back down.



 
 A Salford dolphin

Owen Gadlfy who works nearby told the MEV that onlookers were crowding round to get a better look. "It responded to the whistles someone was making, and then, when a phone started clicking that a message had been received, it started walking on its tail."

Some people started throwing bits of their sandwiches into the water, but clearly didn't seem aware that as water dwelling mammals, bread is not a top favourite snack item. "The tuna definitely went down well, but the cheese and pickle was simply snubbed. And don't get me started on the slices of pizza it turned its' nose up at" said Owen.

Pensioner Edith Poker told our reporter that she was concerned for the safety of the local children who will soon return to these same waters to swim there on the first warm day. "What if it bites the leg off someone? I couldn't bear to think of it and don't think we should take any chances. They should fetch a harpoon."

United Utilities have just announced a massive clean up of the water in the area, and it is hoped that this may encourage further dolphins to venture up the canal. Experts we contacted are predicting a bonanza in sales of dolphin related memorabilia and river boat tours. We would like readers to keep their eyes peeled while they are out and about in the Quays and report any sightings to us. If you have any suggestions for a name for our new resident, please mail us.