Monday 25 February 2013

Cats Genetically Identical to Dogs

Dog - Confused
Prof Brian Cox has shocked the pet world by revealing that Cats and Dogs are in fact the same species.
Cat - Shocked
"Genetically," he gushed, "all animals are descended from a single celled organism, and so cats dogs and foxes are in fact, genatically all the same."
Choughworld's reporter tried to press him on this point, but the dopey middle aged heart-throb asked us to imagine a Roland keyboard over 4 1/2 miles long.

"Cats and Dogs," he opined. "Are in fact the same note on the keyboard, a very low 'C', while humans are a perfect minor third away." 
"It's all to do with physics, " he added mysteriously.


Do you think Cats, Dogs and Foxes are all the same species?  Rant away NOW!!!
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6 comments:

  1. suwong25 February 2013 at 18:46

    I know this is not what this story is about but does anyone else like Cox? I do, and yes, I would.

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    1. scratching my head25 February 2013 at 19:03

      You would what... fire him to space on a gigantic rocket? Although I must add, I also like him - but not in that way !

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  2. Anonymous25 February 2013 at 19:08

    They cannot be the same species, if they were then we would have nothing to argue about....and we cannot have that now can we?

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    1. Unknown26 February 2013 at 08:41

      Well we can argue over whether they are the same species or not.

      I wonder if anyone's tried cross breeding cats and dogs?

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  3. Fluffsec26 February 2013 at 00:14

    Surely if they were the same we would be surrounded by chavs with aggressive breeds of cat strutting about allowing them to foul the pavements?

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    1. Unknown26 February 2013 at 08:32

      Well if I follow Prof Cox's argument properly, you already are surrounded by these chavs and their Staffordshire Bull Cats.


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