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| Disappointed Cheating Feline |
Cat: 2
Dog: 6
Rabbit: 1
Fish: 0
In a poll sadly marred by cheating, some 15 votes for Cats were discounted.
"This goes to show the nonsense of first past the post voting," said Nick Clegg. "Imagine cat and rabbit owners being forced to go along with whatever dog owners say, just because they are in the majority."
Angry cheat Fluffsec said "This is a mockery, I demand a recount."
Happy to oblige. We had allowed you one vote, but I'm taking it away. So cats get 1 vote.
In a parallel vote, 6 out of 8 readers agreed that the poll was a sham. And since the two that voted 'No' were behind the vote rigging, they don't count either.
Quite right too
ReplyDeleteBugger the above was supposed to be signed as Joseph Stalin, teach me to try and post from my phone in the bath
ReplyDeleteFluff, you give cats a bad name. I used to like them until this poll was outed as a sham. Shame on you, I hope you get fleas and a touch of mange, though how anyone would want to stroke your rat infested fur now is beyond me. I'm sickened, truly sickened.
DeleteA bit strong, fleas and mange ! Being a fluffy pussy lover myself, I admire Fluffsec's tenacity and ingenuity,
DeleteI think the one remaining vote was me too, although I only voted no once in the other poll
ReplyDeletecough cought - I may have a confession cough
DeleteScratchy, keep quiet! Don't let the feline feckers win.
DeleteThe rabbit was terrified. Someone whispered there was a poll cat.
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