Tonight an ambulance was called to a house in Scaldport after reports of a man managing to spill hot tea, from an unstable cup, onto his left testicle.
On attendance the paramedics found the man squatted above a bucket full of ice & water with the injured body part being repeatedly dipped in and out of the bucket in an attempt to try and reduce the pain; along with the man's wife screaming down a telephone to his mother-in-law "You will never guess what he has gone and done now!!!"
Once the paramedics managed to compose themselves, they proceeded to fall about the floor in laughter for a second time.
After treating the injured body part and ascertaining he did not require hospital treatment, the paramedics eventually left in stitches of laughter.
Unlike other news report on this Blog, we shall not be placing a picture of a testicle within this report - after all, we are not like the other regional press 'from the dark side' - you know who you are!
Was it herball tea?
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