As part of our plans to topple the MEN from its stranglehold over Manchester News and Comments, Choughworld is going to take the bold step of sponsoring a major sporting arena.
The Choughworld Arena would rival MEN's toilet-like concert venue, perched on top of a run down railway station like a rotten egg left in a mouldy nest.
"By sponsoring a bowling green, we will be connecting with our key demographic, and literally helping with the grass roots of this iconic northern sport," said proprierter Mr Chough.
"We haven't agreed a venue, or even the sums involved, but if you are a member of a bowling club, and you turn up on Sunday to find Choughworld Arena signs everywhere, then you'll know that you've been honoured," he added. "Do not tear them down, and don't call the police."
How about recreating Belle Vue in its heyday?
ReplyDelete"Do not tear them down, and don't call the police." - given the lousy weather I have been told is going to sweep in this weekend, perhaps you should allow them to burn the signs to keep warm. Mind you, if they do, they will not get their winter fuel allowance.
ReplyDeleteThat made me LOL I'm easily amused.
ReplyDeleteInitially I thought you were going to go on a fox hunt at Choughworld arena (a new description for your house.)
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid the grounds of the real chough world are too modest to support anything but squirrels.
DeleteI once found a dead frog in my cellar, but that remains a mystery.