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| A cat, earlier today. |
At the time this went to press, the "WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL?" poll was showing suspicious voting patterns.
"It's all very suspicious, said Mr Chough," as he went through the voting records. "According to the poll, 16 readers prefer cats while 4 prefer dogs." Asked to elaborate he said, through gritted teeth. "But we only have 9 readers in total, if that."
Our reporter asked him whether multiple voting could be to blame. "I don't think so," he said sadly. "I've tried it myself, and you can't do it."
"If this carries on," he said sadly, "then we'll have to stop the public voting, and rig the polls ourselves. Who's the winner then?"
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ReplyDeletewhy is there never a fox when you need one
DeleteIs there any actual hard evidence that these so called urban foxes aren't cats in disguise, causing trouble?
DeleteBearing in mind that Choughworld originated in the bear pit of the MEN comments pages, it's ironic that the biggest controversy so far is 'cats vs dogs'.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, to whoever voted 'No' on "IS THE POLL ABOVE A SHAM?"...
ReplyDeleteIf I'd thought some tomfool would vote no, I wouldn't have put the option there. Any democracy is under threat when people vote the wrong way.
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DeleteWell if you mean it, you could try the 'Change Your Vote' link.
DeleteI think I'm going to have to have a new Poll 'Are the above TWO polls a sham?'
DeleteI would have voted for "None of the above" had the option been available.
ReplyDeleteI tried to make that available but lit didn't work first time so I gave up.
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