In an unusual twist, the new film will take the viewpoint of the hunter who shoots Bambi's mother.
The inspiration for the film comes from a scientist's report claiming that half of all deer in the UK should be shot to protect the environment.
Said the films producers 'This will not be an animated film and will not use any CGI. It will follow the unseen but infamous hunter who shot Bambi's mother; showing their trials and tribulations as they go round the UK shooting defenceless animals. It will be an educational film which we hope will inspire thousands of children to take up blood sports and revitalise the countryside.'
However the announcement of the new film has been met with criticism from the English Deer Defence League (EDDL). Their spokesdeer Ms S.O.D Off responded to our researcher's approaches by running off.
She did however reply to our text requesting a statement by saying "First they wanted to start killing off the small animals, like our friends the Badgers, then the foxes -now they are moving up to larger animals like deers, where will it end...soon the countryside will be devoid of any animals."
Whilst we acknowledge Choughworld researchers love all animals and are slightly biased, we do have to ask -is killing all the animals in the countryside to make way for new £2m+ houses such a good idea?
They'll be passing off venison as horsemeat at this rate.
ReplyDeleteQuite right, most deer are not of AngloSaxon descent and have no inherent rights to be here. they have come over here and bled our English countryside dry. There have been too many cases ofthem entering our homes and eating out indigenous indoor roses
ReplyDeleteI thought most deer were of scotch descent? What is the angry and confused line on that?
DeleteOnce again you show your ignorance of true English historical FACTS.
DeleteMost deer in this country were brought here under neu leibor's open door policy during the 1063-1067's.
Whilst most voters objected to their policies, they ignored sage advice and underfunded the Anglo Saxon army led by our greatest commander-in-chief Harold.
It was when the EU president, William, came over to our wonderful righteous Kingdom, bringing thousands of foreign deer to take all the jobs from our own born and bred deers, that the trouble started.
You should read more authoritive articles on the subject. They are located on the Daily Moan and BNP websites - I am sure you can find them.
So, one in the eye for you !
'Whilst we acknowledge Choughworld researchers love all animals' -I thought you hated goldfish and the BNP/EDL, only just putting up with cats
ReplyDeleteIt's complicated.
DeleteI am neutral on cats, but less so on cat owners.
Er isn't the history of fallow deer debatible, whilst Wikipedia suggests Romans may have introduced them, the deer society concludes they were a Norman introduction
ReplyDeleteWikipedia says that both the Romans and Normans re-introduced them, which means at some point prior to that they were here in the first place.
ReplyDeleteI would assume that the Deer Society have mis-transcribed the Wikipedia article. This is perfectly forgiveable - I do it all the time.
Because of their ability to skew your poll results?
ReplyDeleteI prefer the word 'spoil'.
DeleteAs in "To the victor go the spoils"?
DeleteNo as in you spoilt my poll you meanie. Just like your stupid cat spoilt my goldfish by eating it.
DeleteTo be fair not all of it
DeleteNo, he left some as a birthday present.
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ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be a strange world if the author was removed by the comment
DeleteMore Kafkaesque than strange,
DeleteIn Soviet Russia comment owns you to continue a meme
The film makers have just announced that cinema-goers will find the cast in every foyer after the film has finished. Typically they will be dressed in a bread roll.
ReplyDeleteI heard my local burger bar are going to start having stag parties, I went all doey eyed on hearing the news
DeleteVenison sausages are very nice indeed. However there's no truth in their aphrodisical properties.
DeleteI prefer a nice venison steak with a red wine sauce. I am off now to buy a gun ready for the cull or armageddon, whichever comes first
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