As a Nation, are our Youngsters Getting Less Randy

The National Statistics Office has released figures reporting the number of teenage conceptions for the period 2010 to 2011 and the general trends.






In shocking news, the number of teenage conceptions for the age bracket aged 15-17 has dropped to its lowest level since 1969. Further, for the period 2010 to 2011, the number of conceptions to women aged 18 fell by 10%; along with a 10% drop in conceptions in the under 16's.

We have to ask some fundemental questions.

• Are our young men becoming less virile?
• Are our young men shunning young ladies for their games consoles?
• Are our young men drinking too much and cannot keep it up?
• Are our young ladies not drinking enough?
• Are religous orders preferring young men to young ladies  and is this a case of sexual discrimination?

We also have to ask, how will the Daily Moan spin this news so as to shock its Middle England readership and how will this news affect house prices?

For the full facts and figures, follow the link below:

http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/rel/vsob1/conception-statistics--england-and-wales/2011/2011-conceptions-statistical-bulletin.html