UK Armed Forces Rehearse N.Korea Landings

In what is sure to be seen by North Korea as a precursor to a UK invasion of their homeland, Royal Marines will be rehearsing amphibious assualt landings this weekend.





The military exercises will take place in the hotly disputed waters surrounding the Korean peninsula, locally refered to as  'The Thames.'

North Korean state television reported the news to a shocked nation, referring to the UK military operation as an 'invasion' of their territorial waters -which they claim extend 100,000 miles around their country.

Said military spokesperson Generally Off My Head, "This is the clearest indication yet that the UK wishes to invade our homeland. We will not stand by waiting for this overtly hostile action by an Imperialist Nation to take place and have readied our forces for an all out nuclear war."

The UK Ministry of Defence refuted the North Korean's claim of an impending invasion saying, "We refute the North Korean Government's claim that we are planning an invasion. We are merely deploying our Marines to ensure the annual Thames boat race is not disrupted by a lone swimmer like last year."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21975466

So, is the UK planning to invade North Korea or are we simply wasting military time and money protecting an event that has no impact on our national sovereignty?