Tuesday 19 March 2013

Great Troll Migration to Facebook

Following in-depth research over the weekend Choughworld researchers have discovered where the MEN Trolls have migrated to.





There had been some concern that the trolls inhabiting the MEN prior to the Facebook epoch may have migrated to the Daily Male region of the Press-world. It had been assumed by Troll experts that the MEN sub-species  may have been overwhelmed and out-gunned by the more experienced and deadly Daily Male sub-species, leading to their ultimate demise.

However there are fresh hopes that a clan of the MEN sub-species may have migrated to the MEN Facebook region of the Press-world following discovery of fresh Troll droppings over the weekend.

Said Troll Expert Dr P.Pann "This is exciting news in the Troll world. We had assumed that the MEN Troll sub-species may have died out, but the discovery of their droppings on the MEN Facebook page has given us new hope of their continued survival."

Asked why the Trolls may have migrated to this particular region of Press-world Dr Pann explained "We had assumed the MEN Troll was particularly mentally challenged and would not be able to cope with their forced migration to Facebook. However they appear to have overcame this challenge."

Dr Pann wnt on (as he is inclined to do like any Prof) "We can only assume that, as there is a lack of news items on the MEN webshite which can be commented on along with the occasional moderation cull -the Trolls have migrated into the MEN Facebook page where there are no such barriers to survival. Here they are able to rant and rave as much as they like about ethnicity, race attacks, immigration and benefit scroungers without fear of retribution."

This is indeed exciting news however we question whether the MEN, now knowing what we know, will try and cull their homegrown Trolls from their Facebook region of Press-world?



11 comments:

  1. Daily Male Troll19 March 2013 at 10:25

    Leave us Daily Male Trolls out of this, we don't want your leftovers in our space

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    1. As the head of the real MEN Troll League, the facebook clan were expelled from the League as they were so thick they could not tell the difference between the MEN website and their Facebook page, plus they were too left wing for us

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  2. Englerland Forever19 March 2013 at 11:37

    I see Choughworld's made no mention of the St. Patrick's day parade.

    Typical of the Liberal Elite, preventing us from complaining that it's getting more prominence than St George's Day.

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    1. Only because we were too busy sampling Erins premier product and are now in recovery, by which I refer to horse burgers passed off as beef burgers.

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    2. Perhaps some enterprising sould will market horse meat as 'Dragon Meat' specially for St George's day.

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  3. Off topic, but more utter nonsense from the MEN.

    http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/manchester-slowest-rush-hour-road-outside-1762714

    According to this article, traffic travels at 0.69 mph along this stretch of road, which means it would take 1 1/2 hours or so to travel a mile.

    Source of these 'facts' a company that sells you information to avoid such queues....

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    1. Yes, what. Surprise. I used to drive along there, it isnt as bad as the A6 in rush hour

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  4. I was so tempted so do Press Regulation today, bit it as too easy to have a pop ay Daily Moan and the Daily Express

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    1. Me too, but the self righteousness of the real papers made parody pointless.

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    2. Mine was along comic relief, longest gag in recent years...

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    3. Mine was along comic relief, longest gag in recent years...

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