Under our paintented solution, every dog would have it's DNA taken and stored in the new DDD. Thereafter, if dog shite was found in public spaces -the pet's owner could be traced and fined.
http://choughworld.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/doggy-dna-database-to-be-created.html
Following a fact finding mission by Councillors from the Isle of Wight to Choughworld offices, discussions took place on a common problem -dog shite in public areas.
Our researchers highlighted Choughworld's unique solution to our common problem was not only scientifically proven to work but would provide a revenue stream to financially strapped Councils.
We have now received confirmation that the Isle of Wight Councillors are to implement Choughworld's proposed scheme.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9949491/Isle-of-Wight-moots-dog-DNA-database-to-tackle-fouling-problem.html
However, in an unforeseen twist Councillors will not be fining the irresponsible dog owners, they have proposed a far harsher punnishment -the dog owners will be forced to jump off one of their famous cliffs, at gun point.
Whilst we all agree that irresponsible dog owners should be found and punnished, Choughworld believes that taking a life -even for dog shite, is wrong.
What do you think, a step too far?
Unfortuneatly they do not reside on the Isle of Wight so their DNA would not be taken and stored. It would therefore be difficult to identify the shite left in public spaces back to them.
ReplyDeleteI do wonder which other MEV strategy will be introduced by a council next.
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