Wednesday 30 January 2013

Worst Jokes ever

What are the worst jokes you have heard?

To start us off:

What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak a cola

What does an Italian ghost eat? Spookagetti
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14 comments:

  1. Embembooshkin30 January 2013 at 19:01

    What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk

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  2. Unknown30 January 2013 at 21:46

    This joke is so bad it requires subtitles....

    "My wife went to the Cariibbean for her holidays."
    'Jamaica?'
    "No she went of her own accord"
    (So far so good)
    'Antigua' (aren't you eager'
    "Well I was keen but unfortunately my wife was murdered"
    'Tutks and Caicos?'
    "No it was locally cannibals"
    'Barbuda' (sounds a bit like dd the barbecue her)
    "No they roasted her"
    'Cuba?'
    "No yet cooked her whole"
    'Sorry or yor loss'
    "I'll get Aruba (over) it"

    It's a shame the two Tonnies aren't both still around. I could sell it to them.

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    1. Embembooshkin31 January 2013 at 08:44

      Are you HUNGARY madam? I'll FUJI then.Don't RUSSIA.

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    2. Unknown31 January 2013 at 09:10

      On the Fifth day, God made a single humped camel. And he looked on it, and saw it was not quite right.

      "Bactrian drawing board" he spake.

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  3. Unknown31 January 2013 at 08:44

    What do you call a cow that sleeps in the afternoon?

    A bull-dozer.

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  4. Embembooshkin31 January 2013 at 17:10

    This rabbit went in to a pub
    "I'll have a pint of lager and a ham toastie"
    He went back the next day
    "I'll have a pint of lager and a cheese toastie"
    He went back the day after
    "I'll have a pint of lager and a cheese, ham and tomato toastie
    He didn't go back the next day because he died of mixingmatoasties.


    You'll get it if you're a vet.

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    1. Infirmus Cygnus31 January 2013 at 17:12

      My next door neighbour who was decorated for his services in Vietnam says he doesn't.

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    2. Unknown31 January 2013 at 17:22

      Schrodinger's walked into a pub.... And simultaneously didn't. That's one for Brian Cox.

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    3. scratching my head31 January 2013 at 19:20

      If as you describe, he walked into a pub - then that is definite, because you viewed it; so he could not have 'simultaneously didn't '

      What you do not know, is whether he made it into the pub or vanished into another dimension - until you go and have a look.



      No need for Brian Cox

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    4. Unknown31 January 2013 at 19:22

      If a tree falls in a forest, and no-one hears it, does it fall at all?

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    5. scratching my head31 January 2013 at 21:13

      To really be sure you could set-up monitoring equipment for the impact of the tree in the ground

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    6. Unknown31 January 2013 at 21:15

      But if I looked the monitoring equipment then I would be responsible for the tree falling (or not).

      If there was a bird nesting in the tree, it would ruin the experiment anyway, so I don't think I'll bother.

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  5. scratching my head31 January 2013 at 19:21

    Two cats on a tin roof, which one slips of first? the one with the smallest mu

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  6. scratching my head1 February 2013 at 15:37

    Where do tadpoles got to change into frogs? The croakroom

    Why do people eat snails? Because they do not like fast food

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