MEN predicticts reduced longevity

Today the MEN took to the world of predictions.

In what one commentator has described as tactless, it declared that 'many' of its readers will have kicked the bucket by 2032.

This prediction came at a time when the Government announced further details of a high speed rail link from Moanchester to Londinium.

If the MEN prediction is correct, its own presence in the market is likely to also falter, as there will be less readers purchasing it. However making tactless comments like this, may bring its decline faster than it first believed.

Tomorrow, the MEN will try and predict this weeks mid-week national lottery numbers, but do not hold your breath!