Occultists have speculated that there is some disturbance in Hell, which is causing the dead to escape and walk the earth.
Choughworld's damnation correspondent captured a rare interview with medieval celebrity sinner Simon De Montfort. "I have suffered for centuries in the 7th circle of Hell," he moaned. "But enough is enough. I may have murdered my cousin, and been cursed by God but I will not put up with that woman one moment longer."
According to Zombie movies, "When hell is full, the dead shall walk the earth". However it appears that some other event has caused them to leave their eternal torment to feast on the flesh of the living.
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