England to Follow Korean Example

Following the untimely demise of the UK's 'favourite' Prime Minister, Mrs M.Thatcher, the North of England is pressing ahead with its plan to become an independant nation from the South, following Koreas example in the 1950's.





Bolstered by sales of 'Ding dong the witch is dead' the North of England City Councillors have formally approached the United Nations with a proposal to split England into 2, North England and South England.

Whilst the dividing line has yet to be agreed, it has been proposed by Manchester's City State Overlord, Mrs Patrica 'the stripper' Karney, to include any area not in the South East of England.

Under current proposals every part of England except the South East would become a new nation 'North England' despite some counties like Cornwall and Devon geographically being in the South.  Mrs Karney explained this descrepency, "Whilst technically Cornwall and Devon are in the South of England, we share deep cultural roots with this area -we both are being screwed by the Governments Welfare Cuts. So in order to overcome this issue they will become bonafide 'North of England' counties."

The UN has issued a statement, it reads "We can confirm that we have received a proposal asking for the UN to recognise a new country called 'North England.' We will give this proposal serious consideration as we do not want another country to enter into a state of civil war."

We understand however there is one stumbling block to this proposal, Birmingham. The current proposals by Mrs Karney exclude Birmingham being part of  'North England.' Asked about this Mrs Karney replied "Look we do not want Birmingahm, have you heard how they speak down there?"

A unnamed source within the current, but not for long, UK Government said "Well we don't want those Northern oiks anyway, so let them become a seperate nation -but we are not having Birmingham. If those uncouth Northerners want independance -they have to take Birmingham with them."

So there you have it, England will follow Korea's lead and split into 2 nations, one socialist and one capitallist pigs. Which one do you want to be in?