GMFRS has repeated it's calls to 'Ban the Pann' following a chip pan fire in Wigan, forcing them to rescue an elderly couple who not only damaged their property but also needed hospital treatment.
http://www.manchesterfire.gov.uk/updates/incidents/10apr2013_couple_escape_chip_pan_blaze.aspx
Ian Duncan Smith was thought to have dreamt, "We fully support GMFRS's campaign to 'Ban the Pann' which is why we will be making further cuts to Welfare State Payments such that people will no longer be able to afford the food to cook. Unfortuneatly serial Blogger P.Pann will make a meal out of this and so we shall seek legal powers to 'Ban the Pann' from Blogging about it." before he fell asleep (see above) -bless.
With the Government announcement Twatter burst into life flooding the 'unreality space' with twits such as 'Mindful Thoughts' voicing their agreement with Ian Duncan Smith. David Wilton joined in the debate twittering "It is about time this Government took action against P.Pann -I cannot leave any comments on the MEN webshite without being challenged by #him"
So is Ian Duncan Smith right, should the nation also support GMFRS's campaign to 'Ban the Pann?'
I blame Thatcher.
ReplyDeleteIt is hard to imagined the link, but I will keep trying
DeleteI blame the vegetables
ReplyDeleteRisen from the grave already?
DeleteOh Scratchy, when will you see sense? When will you accept I am the only stalker for you? On a more serious note, yeah right..., I blame the veg too.
DeleteAll politicians are stalkers, once a year they visit my 'pot' and steal a bit more.
Delete"once a year they visit my 'pot' and steal a bit more"
Deletethey just relieve themselves in mine
In an unguarded moment, a politician admitted that, so concerned are they about house fires, that, using a combination of rising energy prices, stagnant wages and benefit cuts, it will soon become impossible for poor people to be able to start a fire.
ReplyDeleteThen there's no chance of a repeat of that stuff in Tunisia he said.