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| Oswald Moseley, he hated trains too. |
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/legal-bid-put-high-speed-rail-3415777#comments
Presumably those who are both struggle to distinguish which parts of their brains are nutty and a fruitcake and those which are as racist as a UKIP candidate attempting to grab a camera.
So for all of Choughworld's slower witted UKIP supporting readers, here's our 'are you a racist?' quiz.
1) Do you hate other people because of their skin colour, ethnicity or religion?
2) Do you get confused between high speed trains and immigrants?
3) Do you feel the need to post nonsense to a message board that nobody reads?
If you answered 'Yes' to 1) then you are indeed a racist.
If you answered 'Yes' to 2) then you are a nutcase.
If you answered 'Yes' to 1 and 2 then you are a racist nutcase.
If you answered 'Yes' to 3 then Choughworld needs you as a contributor.
What if you answered 'No', 'Yes', Yes'?
ReplyDeleteThe job of 'Transport and Immigration Correspondent' job is yours.
DeleteIt's all the fault of trendy leftie vicars like the Rev W Awdry.
ReplyDeleteWha, that great financial wizard who has more business acumen in his little toe than Gideon has in his whole body?
DeleteSay what you like about the Fat Controller, but at least he kept the trains running on time...
DeleteIndeed
Deletehttp://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2011/07/thomas_the_imperialist_tank_engine.2.html
So assuming that fascists do indeed love old trains, is that why they are against HS2? The Rev Awdry was dead set against diesels, coming over here, taking our jobs and women - I mean rolling stock.
DeleteThe Rev Awdry didn't like that 'railway killer' -the lorry either. He foresaw not only the undercutting of his business model but also traffic chaos along with the resulting pollution.
DeleteAlthough there are suspicions that he did employ a Dr Beeching as a consultant for a while, it is believed the branch Dr Beeching controlled was cut as it was unprofitable.
I answered No, Sometimes and Yes, what does that make me?
ReplyDeleteYou're probably sufficiently barmy to qualify, but too nice to want to join UKIP.
ReplyDeleteOh I qualify, but for what?
DeleteDavid Wilton, the poster "boy" for anti-psychotics!
ReplyDeleteDon't take drugs children - or this could happen to you too!
I suspect if DW took his medication he might be calmer. To be fair, I think he was trying to be funny. Very trying...
DeleteDW gives us loonies a bad name
DeleteHow about those of with Facebook alter egos start agreeing with him. That would freak him out.
DeleteI think that would just inflate her ego, which doesn't sound like it would take much
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure. I think the psychology of the far right is that they are right and everyone else is wrong / there is a conspiracy against them.
DeleteIf you start agreeing with them it takes that plank of their self belief away, and they have to find something else to argue against.
UKIP (and their angrier friends the BNP) have missed the true enemy at the gate - The Welsh
ReplyDeleteIf you google 'English Democrats' you might find one or two interesting discussions going on.
DeleteBut Edward I liked the Welsh - or at least their land anyway.