"This is a dream come true", said a mum of two who wished to remain anonymous. "I have a choice of 3 floors to smack my kids on now. I can tell them to I'm fucking sick of them in the basement, threaten them on the ground floor, and belt them on the first floor."
Manchester Social Services were unavailable for comment.
I wonder if anyone has done risk assessments on the 'risk' of this building collapsing under the added weight of all those prams or the extra ciggie butts outside the front doors blowing in and causing a fire?
ReplyDeleteYou snob... There's an excellent story about Nigel Falange today which needs the Choughworld treatment. Watch this space.
ReplyDeleteI thought we'd given up
DeleteI've been very busy but the rise of UKIP has invigorated me.
DeleteUKIP generally leaves me disinterested. Like watching an unfortunate walking down Market Street having an animated conversation with no-one at all.
DeleteMrs Cygnus said that some of them are using telephones, but I have not seen any trailing cables.
For me it's a turf war over eccentricity.
DeleteI was wondering why you'd not been on for a while, started thinking maybe you'd had an accident etc. Hope you getting some time to relax
DeleteIt was also nice to see Primark actually employs someone over the age of 21!!!
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