Cats: Household Pets for Lonely Spinsters or Cold Blooded Bird Murderers

Cats Friend or Foe?

In a controversial move, Choughworld is launching a new campaign - against cats. The feline menace, while bringing solace to the lonely, is responsible for the decline in song birds in our gardens, and digs up flowerbeds to crap in them.

In addition to their genocidal tendencies towards small birds and mammals, which they are happy to bring into the house, they also carry parasites, such as fleas and worms.


We asked a spokeslady from the RSPCA to comment, but she was clearly an elderly spinster judging by her comments, which we won't dignify by publishing.  Had she not been clearly biassed she might have said something like this. 

"While we don't support the wholesale destruction of felines, a humane programme of neutering could render them extinct within a feline generation (12-14 years)".

Do YOU support Chouldworld's anti cat crusade?