Saturday 8 June 2013

Sodding Goldfish Strike Again

They are at it again, but this time they are getting the Chinese into trouble.




As has been asserted before by some of our more paranoid researchers, cats are often blamed for devious behaviour and underhand tactics to gain an 'upper hand' -but the real masters of ingenuity are the goldfish behind them whispering in cat's ears.

Goldfish are so good at throwing people off their scent, some are now starting to suspect whether it is the chinese controlling the cats.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/lost-pet-or-double-agent-meet-freya-the-roving-tabby-of-the-treasury-8650391.html

It's not the Chinese controlling the cat, IT'S THE GOLDFISH....
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4 comments:

  1. Infirmus Cygnus9 June 2013 at 22:55

    Goldfish strike again??

    It's about time these communist fish went back to North Korea if they want Marxist piscine policies. It's the rest of us that have to pay for it.

    I wonder what Rabid Dalton has to say about it, in a toned down David Mail kind of way.

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    1. scratching my head11 June 2013 at 20:26

      Yes, Goldfish. Mr Chough suggested cats were sneaky creatures, but I counter proposed a theory that goldfish had hypnotized them into doing theirevil bidding, thereby getting cats into trouble.

      re: Thoughtful -who cares?

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    2. Unknown12 June 2013 at 18:06

      Where's Chough update?

      I'm still busy but I've spent a few happy hours today UKIP baiting on the Daily Telegraph. I'll try to lure some back to my lair, but not in a creepy way.

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    3. scratching my head12 June 2013 at 22:00

      Actually the MEN cave dwellers are out tonight with Thoughtful spouting hos usual tirade, but we are moving in to his true English history lesson and Anglo-Saxon conquering forebears

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