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| Disappointed Cheating Feline |
Cat: 2
Dog: 6
Rabbit: 1
Fish: 0
In a poll sadly marred by cheating, some 15 votes for Cats were discounted.
"This goes to show the nonsense of first past the post voting," said Nick Clegg. "Imagine cat and rabbit owners being forced to go along with whatever dog owners say, just because they are in the majority."
Angry cheat Fluffsec said "This is a mockery, I demand a recount."
Happy to oblige. We had allowed you one vote, but I'm taking it away. So cats get 1 vote.
In a parallel vote, 6 out of 8 readers agreed that the poll was a sham. And since the two that voted 'No' were behind the vote rigging, they don't count either.
