We can exclusively report that the Vatican have revealed the 'miracle' that has been attributed to John Paul II, paving the way for him to be made a saint.
Whilst some believe the fact that an alledged Nazi youth member became Pope in the first place was a miracle in itself, we can now reveal the true 'miracle' -and it is....that Choughworld is still going.
Yes, you read that right....the Vatican officials believe the fact that we have ridiculed the Pope, people have come and gone...and that we are still in operation is a miracle.
Well, we would like to thank the Vatican for the recognition but fear that we have become a dormant site now.
As always, you decide.
We are still here, waiting to hear from cowards/gobshites like you. Or maybe not.
ReplyDeleteScratchy,Chough,Fluff, Inf and Emm come on! talk to us! Scratchy, get thee behind me, please.....x
ReplyDeleteWell I've been quite busy and I've been neglecting my little universe.
DeleteI found a nest of Trolls on the Daily Telegraph's discussion pages and had a bit of fun with them.
I've also been getting involved in the real world over the summer, but as the night draw in, perhaps I'll find time again to make up stories. I do wish we could pick up some trolls to play with though....
I've noticed the darkness creeping in also. We all have lives to live but I am glad you took the time to post on here again . This is still the only site I have taken the time to post on, what with being crap at computer doings. Will have to check out the Daily Telegraph now.
DeleteN.B. was only kidding re behind me Scrat, front will do.
Anon of 15th Aug;
ReplyDeleteMay I speak with you about something? On here of course. If you don't reply I kind of understand and please, don't feel bad.....again.
I believe you can find Mrs Wilton still posting on the MEN webshite
DeleteI believe you can find Mrs Wilton still posting on the MEN webshite
DeleteSo good you said it twice. Who is this Mrs Wilton anyway?!!
DeleteBoth Citycentre and I had a terrible crush on 'Thoughtful', imagining her as some kind of sexy Nazi like Helga in 'Allo Allo'.
DeleteImagine our disappointment when Scratchy put forward the theory that the object of our affections may well have been a man called David Wilton. Not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing, each to his own.
I am not so sure whether Wilton is male or female. Whilst their name is male, their avatar is female. I did track Thoughtful through twitter and they claimed to be female on that, but the account had been closed by Twitter due to violation to their terms!
DeleteSo she could be a he, he could be a she but I am still puzzling whether they are actually human and if so whther they have a mental illnesa
Logged onto the men site and can see that 'he', Wilton, is a man of many words. When creating a mental image of Scrat I see a honest, clever and creative man (a bit like Mr Clooney if I'm honest, looks-wise) but for the life of me cannot explain why my stalker-like impulses have kicked in. Chough still comes across as a teacher riding a bike and wearing conservative clothing though young and liked by his students.
DeleteI did see it as part of my mission to educate people. I was often taken aback how badly some people took my advice.
DeleteI can just imagine when they were at school, if they had the same reaction when their English teacher pointed out that 'should of' isn't correct, it's no wonder they've not learned anything since.
Well Suwong, George and I do share some common traits. We are both male, we both like casual clothing, we both have silver/grey hair making us look distinguished and we are both getting towards our pensionable age.
DeleteRobin, with reference to 'should of' are you refering to my poor spelling/grammer abilities again? I will reiterate that being a Geordie is a recognised disability and it is simply a miracle that our teachers managed to get any of us to O-level grade. Now lay off or I will insert your bicycle pump where George would not like it either....that is right, your cocktail drink!
Oh Scratty, don't be nasty, don't taint my stalker/Clooney view of you. Chough may be a clever git but you are special, and deserving of my attention. I don't see the Geordie, I see a nice person with a wicked sense of humour. Not that I know many, or any, Geordie folk, so who am I to comment? Pretty crap line but it is my G&T night.
DeleteMay I ask if you have retained the accent? It won't stop me stalking you but if you wish to lie I will accept it and retain my mental (very) image of your upper crust voice and in-depth musings delivered in a way that reminds one of an English gent....
Yes Suwong, I have retained a delicate hint of a Geordie accent which becomes a lot broader after too much red wine, just before I end up getting the giggles and falling of a chair.
DeleteDelicate/Geordie? Is Ms Cole a Geordie? I may be wrong on that and do get mixed up on accents but delicate, really? Always thought that was a rather robust accent. As for the red wine; I gave that up long ago due to the vimto smile (not sure of spelling) and the horrid hangover the next morning. I tend to drink on the sofa, not as far to drop and the dog usually hangs out there so a soft landing also.
DeleteDo you still post on the MEN site?
Geordie is like Scottish, you have areas which speak with a broad accent and area where it is softer, or perhaps I am just a softly spoken gentleman.
ReplyDeleteYes, i still post and rebut Mrs Wilton but tonight i am agreeing with her for a change. She is mainly posting on national items at the bottom of their web shite.
'softly spoken gentleman' that's nice to hear but does not help against the war on stalkers, I think it just makes us/me more determined in our quest. Also, the older chap is usually happy in their skin and sexier for it.
ReplyDeleteI feel as if we are disbanding....we need to make some sort of 'connecting' in this way work for us. Does anyone else agree or are we just going to never speak again? Also, this is my only link to Scrat and without it I cannot stalk him. I've enjoyed talking and listening to you all and feel it would be a shame if we couldn't do something to keep this 'community' going in what ever way possible. I for one will keep checking on this site until no-one else posts here. Long Live Choughworld! x
ReplyDeleteI agree Suwong, I check now and again for new comments or posts but feel things have 'died' off after the initial flurry.
DeleteAs far as 'community' goes, I know that there is at least two of us, but with posting under multiple personas, I am unsure how many of us their really are.
By the way, is it G&T tonight?
I can't imagine a day when I say 'that's it, I'm never going to click on here again' it is kind of tempting to see if anyone's been on.
DeleteAs it happens I will be tucking a couple of G&T's away tonight, it would be rude not to. Nothing better after catching up on all the chores I couldn't be bothered doing after coming in from work during the week, walking the beast then settling in for the night. It's even more cosy now it's getting dark earlier. Crikey, nothing like sounding like a sad cow to the one you stalk. We have even started talking about our Christmas do at work, looks like we will be going to the Comedy Store this year. Should be a good night.
Ive fixed the comments, but take a look at the new Choughworld community. http://choughworld.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/choughworld-arises.html
DeleteRobin, not sure what you mean you have fixed the comments..was there a problem?
DeleteI got an email from suwong asking what had gone wrong with the comments, and it turned out I can nobbled them when creating the community. Fixed now.
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