Choughworld Arises!

We'll we'd all got bored of making up stories of people stepping in dog muck and reposting news about chip pan fires.  Choughworld wasn't really a rival to the mainstream newspaper, but what it was, was a support community for the lost, the deranged and the bored.


So, build on that community theme, we are re-launching as a google plus community.  There you'll be able to post your thoughts, share bad jokes and generally bitch about Thoughtful.

I'm branding it 'Choughworld - the Community that Cares'.

https://plus.google.com/u/0/communities/103952356082402161350

If you've received an invite but you're too befuddled to understand it contact choughworld@gmail.com and I'll take you through it step by step, like you're my mother phoning up for technical support.

Actually what you need to do is join Google Plus with your gmail account, and then search for the 'Choughworld' community and join it.  Then get your social worker, care assistant and psychiatrist to join too.

Vatican Reveals John Paul II 'miracle'

We can exclusively report that the Vatican have revealed the 'miracle' that has been attributed to John Paul II, paving the way for him to be made a saint.




Whilst some believe the fact that an alledged Nazi youth member became Pope in the first place was a miracle in itself, we can now reveal the true 'miracle' -and it is....that Choughworld is still going.

Yes, you read that right....the Vatican officials believe the fact that we have ridiculed the Pope, people have come and gone...and that we are still in operation is a miracle.

Well, we would like to thank the Vatican for the recognition but fear that we have become a dormant site now.

As always, you decide.

Daily Moan Bemoans PM For Not Shutting It Down

The Daily Moan often criticises others for their low moral standing and harangues the Government of the day to do more to protect children from online threats such as pornography and today is no different.



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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2343486/DAILY-MAIL-COMMENT-The-day-action-protect-children.html

Whilst its intentions may be pure, we do have to ask -is having the right hand side of their homepage loaded with pictures of saucy women in scantily clad outfits suitable for the most popular (is this right? Ed) national title.

Obviously they believe it is, however we are not convinced.

As an aside, we were going to place a nice little picture of a man moaning, but the use of google to find such a thing listed a load of porn sites and not being brave enough to visit any -we decided not to have one instead placing a map identifying their headquarters.

Although this has made us think, should we stop calling it the Daily Moan?

Spoilt for Choice

The Aberdeen Donside by-election takes place on the 20th June and Scottish racists are spoilt for choice.






We have listed the candidates in no particular order, so you make your own minds up who may or may not be the racist parties in this by-election, if indeed there are any racists (closet or otherwise) at all.

Conservatives: Ross Thomson
UKIP: Otto Inglis
Monster Rabid Racist Party: David Wilton
National Front Scotland: Dave MacDonald
Green Party: Rhonda Reekie
Labour: Willie Young
Liberal Democrats: Christine Jardine
Scottish Christian Party: Tom Morrow
Scottish Democratic Alliance: James Trolland
SNP: Mark MacDonald

Who would you vote for?

Two Phrases Rarely Seen in The Same Sentence

In my humble opinion two phrases that I would never have thought of seeing in the same sentence are "The Sun" and "Responsible Journalism."

However they have now! The Sun is trying to defend itself against a libel action brought by that upstanding MP, Andrew Mitchell (he of "Plebgate" fame) by using this as a defence.

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/sun-outlines-responsible-journalism-defence-against-andrew-mitchells-%C2%A3150k-plebgate-libel-action

Well I thought is was humorous.

Speaking of which, here is another witty story.

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/content/sun-says-sorry-et

For once I agree with The Sun...and would like to apologise to any aliens (sorry Mrs Wilton) that may be reading this in a galaxy far far away (but probably not far enough away for Mrs Wilton liking)....and if you do decide to visit make sure your visa is in order!

New Words For the Dictionary

The Oxford English Dictionary 2013 edition's release in June will be adding new words and new definitions for such things as Tweet and Twitter, and that got us thinking...do you have any new words that should be considered?





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2343053/Too-tweets-make-official-word-Oxford-English-Dictionary-Twitter-recognised-time.html

Here is one to start things off:

Exhaustipated - to tired to give a shit

Have fun...

Kids Will be Kids...

So what is the most interesting thing you have ever done with chemical symbols? Have you every found anything witty to do with the periodic table, or was Chemistry just a real bore?





 I have to admit, I was even more boring at school than now, but for a real wheeze, click on the link below....kids, don't you just love em!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2343011/Do-know-periodic-table-Student-gets-hot-h20-posting-list-elements-formed-rude-message-yearbook.html